I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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