I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Randomize
