But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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