It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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