Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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