He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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