are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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