oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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