I'm sorry my penis didn't work
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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