Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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