ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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