I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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