Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
