You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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