Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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