That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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