I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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