I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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