WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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