I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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