She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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