Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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