We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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