thus making me awesome and them whores
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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