At least make sure they are 18
Why
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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