I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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