If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
what is it with giant penises always finding me
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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