i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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