You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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