Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You're so nebulous sometimes
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
