Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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