quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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