Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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