Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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