Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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