thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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