I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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