I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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