Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm like, not good at living.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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