office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
