I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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