Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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