Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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