i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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