I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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