I CAN MOONWALK!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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