yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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