My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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