To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize