i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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