so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
