I hate your face
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Me too!
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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