problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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