Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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